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North America is a geographical area of residency where there is hope alongside dope. The hope of North America, we like to think, lies in the hands of America’s new found president Barrack Obama, and I’m sorry to say the dope lies in the pockets of our Prime Minister Stephen Harper. Even though the US and Canada are very close, our political leaders are very far apart. Comparing Obama with Harper it's just not fair with each of them at the end of a stick. One has promise renewing America as a whole while the other wishes he was American. I’m taking about you Mr. Harper, who all ways looks hot under the collar as if he was the devil himself while Obama looks cool in button down shorts as if he was a baller. O ya I forgot Obama was a baller, he shoots hoops for fun, while I think Harper just gags on the nut sacks of Barrack Obama trying to be his best friend, “Is he not a straight shooter.”. In terms of speeches Obama is America’s Elvis while in Canada Harper is America’s Kfed. Smooth, soft and sexy is what Obama brings to the table making his audiences feel as if they were making love. Dull, dreadful, and dry makes you think bad of Mr. Harper’s. This is the concrete difference between the two, one’s joke, while the other is the reality. In the end Obama is a clean coal dude, while Harper is one crude dude.