Police “May I have your licenses and registration please”.
Driver “Infectious hell-hated foot-licker rank”
Police “What did you just say”
Driver “Infectious hell-hated foot-licker rank”
Police “Licenses and registration! I’m not asking twice.”
Driver “Thou pribbling, clapper clawed harpy”
Police “You talkin’ to me? If you’re talking to me, talk in fucking English”
Driver (Stick the middle finger and laugh)
Police “Step out of the car sir.”
Driver “Danish boil-brained bladder measle”
Police “You hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’m a get medieval on your ass; get the fuck out of the car. (Pulls the driver out and throws him on to the door)
Driver “Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape.”
Police “So now you wanna speak English”
Driver “Boil brained half face rude growing villainous”
Police “I’m your worst fucking nightmare, man. I’m a nigger with a badge. Don’t play games with me.”
Driver “Gleeking fast-kidneyed maggot pie”
Police “Ok that how you wanna play. Two can play that game. You. You. Mewling ill-breeding dewberry vain
Driver “Oh dear god; are you in the Shakespeare’s play?”
Police “ No, but I can tell you that I’m a big fan.”
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